Fan-made Haaland 3D character
This is an unofficial, synthetic, fan-made depiction created for parody and entertainment. It is not affiliated with, approved by, or endorsed by Haaland.
About the 3D recreation
Cyborg striker. A tall, angular striker build — the longest silhouette in the football shelf, which changes where a reticle-aimed strike naturally lands. Head-height contact sits noticeably higher here than on the shorter models.
How the character reacts in Slap3D
Uses the shared gendered male voice set rather than a recorded pack, so its reactions are the generic slap, punch and mood clips. The impact foley still shifts pitch with the anger tier, so it escalates even without dedicated dialogue.
Playing as Haaland
- Aim slightly higher than you would on a shorter character — every strike follows the reticle exactly.
- Anger tier colours the impact sound, so hits audibly sharpen as the meter fills even without a recorded voice.
- One unlock is permanent; there is no rental or expiry on a character you have bought.