Slap Game Characters.
Browse original characters and unofficial parodies before you play. Boss and Goth Girl are free demo starters; other presets cost 12 slaps to unlock once. Custom photo generation costs 120 slaps.

Trump Classic
Trump Classic is the suited political parody in the slap-game roster. The formal outfit gives this version a different look from the Speedos variant. Compare a direct slap with an egg or slime splat to see how the same actions read on a clothed character.
A 12-slap one-off unlock, like other paid presets. It answers in the recorded Trump voice pack rather than the generic male clips, so lines are specific to the character.
Starter parody

Donald T.
The Speedos variant is a separate model from Trump Classic, not a reskin — different geometry, different textures and its own entry in the roster. It is the more exposed silhouette of the two, so projected splatter from eggs and slime reads across more of the body.
Shares the recorded Trump voice pack with Trump Classic, so the two versions have the same spoken reactions. Both are paid preset unlocks that you keep once bought. Choose this one for its different appearance, rather than expecting new dialogue.
Trump in Speedos

Narendra M.
A stylised political parody built around a calm, upright stance rather than an action pose, which makes the recoil spring easy to read when a hit lands. The formal clothing is a flat-colour material set, so it stays legible under the studio’s warm key light.
Spoken reactions use the recorded Modi pack, while the impact sounds use the shared male reactions. Try a quick slap, a charged slap and a punch to compare the response. A dedicated voice pack adds character-specific dialogue, but a line does not play after every hit.
Stylised political parody

IShowSpeed
The public portrait is rendered directly from the shipped GLB, showing the same face, hair and SPEED jersey that load in the studio rather than separate promotional artwork.
Unlike the standard rigid roster reaction, this model maps its separate head, eyes and body parts into a lightwfour articulated response. Hits bend and spring the character back toward its authored pose.
Creator-inspired red-jersey character with an articulated spring reaction

Cristiano R.
A football-inspired character presented under the same studio lighting as the rest of the roster.
A paid football-parody preset with its own recorded Ronaldo voice pack. Try a slap or punch for a direct reaction, then switch to a throwable or kiss for a different moment. The character unlock is a one-off purchase; successful actions use slaps separately.
Football-inspired character

Leo Messi
Leo Messi is the dance-style football parody in the character roster. Its football appearance and dance animation distinguish it from the suited figures and original characters. Browse the portrait first, then compare its reactions with another football character if you choose to unlock it.
The model includes dance animation alongside the slap-game interactions. Its recorded football-themed voice pack gives it a different tone from the generic reactions. Compare a punch with a softer splat and listen for the football lines rather than expecting every action to trigger dialogue.
Dance-style football parody

Haaland
A tall, angular striker build — the longest silhouette in the football shelf, which changes where a reticle-aimed strike naturally lands. Head-hfour contact sits noticeably higher here than on the shorter models.
Uses the shared gendered male voice set rather than a recorded pack, so its reactions are the generic slap, punch and mood clips. The impact foley still shifts pitch with the anger tier, so it escalates even without dedicated dialogue.
Cyborg striker

Mbappé
A lean, low-poly athletic build kept deliberately light so it loads quickly on a phone. Its texture set is small enough that the whole model arrives well inside the mobile budget the roster pipeline targets.
This football parody responds with a bounded recoil and wobble. Compare the movement after a slap with the heavier feel of a punch or bottle impact. Its spoken reactions use the shared male voice set rather than a dedicated football dialogue pack.
Speed-inspired football parody

Bellingham
A mid-wfour football model with the most conventional proportions on the shelf, which makes it a useful reference when comparing how a strike lands across different builds.
Bellingham is a useful football-roster choice for comparing direct strikes with throwables. Keep the character in view, aim at the visible target and compare a slap, a punch and an egg. Learn the aim here, then compare the reaction with another unlocked character.
Football-inspired character

MrBeast
A creator-inspired parody in casual clothing, with a broad flat-colour material set that shows projected splatter clearly across the torso.
Falls back to the shared male voice set. Roughly half its spoken reactions are blow-specific slap and punch lines, and the rest are mood lines, so melee gets more varied responses than throwables do.
Creator-inspired character

Cat Girl
Cat Girl is an original cat-inspired character with ears and a tail that set its silhouette apart from the human parodies. Those extra shapes give throwables more surfaces to mark. Compare where a splat lands on this character with the simpler outline of Goth Girl.
Original design with the shared female voice set. Its multi-primitive skin means projected splatter can land on ears, tail and body as separate surfaces rather than one continuous mesh.
Original cat-inspired character

Goth Girl
An original character built around a dark palette, which makes it the hardest model in the roster to light — it is the one that most benefits from the studio’s magenta rim light separating it from the near-black backdrop.
The free default stage character, with the shared female voice set delivered flat and unimpressed. The anger meter still escalates the impact foley underneath even when the spoken reaction stays deadpan.
Original alternative character

Ex
Meet Ex: an original dance-style character cast as a fictional former partner in the arcade arena. The poised, narrow stance makes its silhouette different from Boss. Ex is a role in the game, not a depiction of your real former partner or a reason to upload their photo.
Looking for Whack Your Ex-style character play? Try a quick slap, a punch or a messy splat and watch this original character react. Ex uses the shared female voice set and bounded recoil. Unlock the preset once for 12 slaps; successful actions cost 1 slap each. Slap3D is a separate game, not the original Whack Your Ex or its sequel.
Fictional ex with an original dance-style design

Lady Reemaah
Lady Reemaah is an original, poised character rather than a public-figure parody. Browse the portrait to compare its appearance with the alternative style of Goth Girl or the dance-style silhouette of Ex. It is another choice for a character-focused slap-and-punch session.
Bring Lady Reemaah into the arena to compare direct hit reactions with egg and slime splats. The character has a rigged model, so the interaction is more than a still portrait. Let each action finish and watch the response before selecting your next hit or throw.
Original poised character

Boss
Meet Boss: a collared-shirt character cast as the fictional boss in your after-work arcade joke. The broad upper body gives slaps, punches and messy splats plenty of visible space. This is an imaginary office rival, not a likeness of your real employer or a political figure.
Whack the Boss, Slap3D-style: aim at the character, land a quick slap, charge a stronger one or try a punch. Switch to egg, slime or bottle for a different reaction. Boss is free to select, with 100 guest actions before sign-in; signed-in actions cost 1 slap each. There is no office-destruction level or separate boss campaign.
Fictional office boss character

Boyfriend
Boyfriend is a fictional relationship-role character using the existing Jesus-inspired parody model. The long hair and beard are part of that recognisable design, not a likeness of your real partner. Browse the portrait before choosing it: the model has been renamed, not replaced with a new generic boyfriend asset.
Bring Boyfriend into the character arena for slaps, punches and throwable splats. Compare the reactions with the original Ex character or the broad outline of Boss. The preset costs 12 slaps to unlock once, with successful actions costing 1 slap each. It is a fictional parody for adult arcade play, not an invitation to involve a real partner.
Jesus-inspired fictional boyfriend parody

Santa
A seasonal fan-made character, the only entry in the icons shelf. The red suit and white trim give a high-contrast silhouette that stays readable against the studio’s dark backdrop without extra lighting.
Uses the shared male voice set. The bulky costume geometry offers a large area for egg and slime splatter.
Fan-made seasonal character